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Hey Campers, we got a malicious water spirit from Scotland's Highlands for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the magical Kelpies. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how forcing someone that wants to marry you into working on your fathers farm for several years isn’t a bad idea, what was so magically intoxicating about Kelpies, and Kimmy & Ryan’s true feelings about horses.We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers when it comes to kelpies there is a 50/50 chance your gonna get eaten or your gonna get eaten -wink wink- , and if he’s not seven times stronger than the average man, drop his ass.
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Hey Campers, we got a household spirit for this week's episode. We will be discussing the lore and history of the hard working Domovoi. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how these household helper came to be, some questionable morals to translanted short stories and Ryan’s disappointment in a creature with the word “dom” in it not having anything scandalous on the first page of google. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers when the Domovoi is around, protect your cock and colorize your animals with pride flags.
Hey Campers, we got a delightful forest spirit from Scotland's Highlands for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and famous encounter of the magical fae, Ghillie Dhu. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how Bigfoot and Ghillie Dhu are probably related, the importance of adding “love sword” to your dating profiles, and how peter pan was probably inspired by this mischievous fae. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if thirsty consider quenching your thirst on the sap of the Beithe, and Ghillie Dhu is the real lost boy.
Hey Campers, we got a terrifying Japanese Yokai for this week's episode. We will be discussing the lore and urban legends surrounding Kuchisake-Onna. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss the thirsty artwork of the internet,how to give a backhanded compliment that confuses Kuchisake into not hurting you, and the power students had in Japan during the 80’s. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you run into her, say you’ve seen better and keep thirst trap illlustrations to the second page of google.
Hey Campers, we are back with an episode that is sure to make you think twice about fairy babies, aka Changelings. This week we will be looking into the lore surrounding baby swapping during the Middle Ages in Europe. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss fairies' strong cravings for milk, why fairies were the perfect scapegoat, and the problematic solution to getting rid of a changeling. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers mothers milk is the horchata of the womb and don't burn your wife.
Hey Campers, this week we will be looking into the history of an internet urban legend that became big news! This week we will be discussing some creepy demonic rugrats, also known as the black-eyed kids. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how to manifest creatures into existence, the realization that we may be the Daily Star of cryptid and folklore podcasts, and how probably everyones performed some dark magic in their rebellious teen years. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers DON’T help demonic rugrats… or do.
Hey Campers, though the holiday season is over, we have one more holiday figure we’d like to tell you all about. This week we will be discussing the lore and history to one of the most iconic female holiday figures, Frau Perchta! Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how being lazy can result in an unconventional stomach transplant, the connection of witchy punishment to the medieval workforce, and Frau Perchta’s entourage being misidentified as Krampus. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers act your wage or you’re gonna get your belly slit open and invite Frau Perchta to a party and just see what happens *wink wink*.
Hey Campers, we got a delightful episode for you this week. We will be discussing the lore and history surrounding the kind hearted Snow Maiden. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how Frosty the Snowman is really the Snow maiden, the rebranding of Christmas in Russian, and how Kimmy almost gets canceled by Ryan. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, oh and remember campers if your flute mixtapes fire, don’t play it and bully your government for change.
Happy Holidays Campers! To celebrate the lovely holiday season we have a bonus Yuletide episode just for you. This week both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing some fun Yule Traditions, How our 12 Days of Krampus Social Media Event went, and read a special poem as a gift from us to you. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, oh and remember campers, passively aggressively give mistletoes, and if you don't have a fireplace go build a cabin in the woods, drag a tree inside and do 12 days of Yule Log in a wood cabin in the woods.
Hey Campers, we got a holy entity in this week's episode. We will be discussing the lore and history surrounding the famous Yule cat. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how the Yule cat actually being super classist, the history of kitties in Iceland, and why wool production made the legend of the Yule cat such a big deal. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, oh and remember campers give into capitalism or the yule cat will get ya, and write some yule smut.
