Kimmy Hammons – Aloreing

EP 63 | When Kappa Attack!

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:March 27, 2024
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, this week we have a yokai known for playing pranks and.. Attacking peoples butts? Well that's because we will be discussing the history and origins of the mischievous Kappa. Both Kimmy and Ryan discuss how using a Kappa as a voting poll would be the perfect way to scare people into voting, why you should keep your cucumber safe when swimming, and where you can find some famous Kappa remains. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you hit up your local adult store, get a plug and plug yourself up before swimming in Kappa infested waters because they can't take your shirikodama if you're already filled.

EP 62 | Black Beard the 5ft Pirate Lord

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:March 13, 2024
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

We are BACK campers after our much needed season break. We feel refreshed, renewed and READY to take a dive into different legends and lore from all around the world. And what better way to “Dive” back in than with the legend of the famous pirate lord, Black Beard. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing what makes Black Beard the original short king pirate, the importance of safe sex, especially if you have 14+ wives, and why a pirate shirt is exactly what you need to spice up your love life. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers If black beard is coming for your booty, let him and always strive to be the15th wife.

EP 61 | How the Grinch Survived a Heart attack

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:December 16, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have a grinchy icon for this holiday episode. We will be discussing the origins and history surrounding the famous Mr. Grinch. Both Kimmy and Ryan will talk about how relatable the grinch truly is, why the Whos of Whovile are just the worst, and how we’d all sell a kidney for Miss Martha May. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Martha May’s ahugas can make your heart grow three sizes and hang to up mistletoes EVERYWHERE.. *wink wink*

EP 60 | Yuletide Prank Bros

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:November 23, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have a delightful mischievous yuletide topic for this week's episode. We will be discussing the holiday history and classic poem of the Yule Lads. Both Kimmy and Ryan start by making it very clear they can’t pronounce a single yule lad name, why milk straight from the tap is the best, and how the yule lads are the result of Gryla’s infidelity with the 7 dwarves. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers get it straight from the tap, and that it's just a prank bros... Oh.. and Gryla is definitely cheating on her husband.

EP 58 | Bee-lieve in the Candy Man

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:October 26, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have an extra scary urban legend for this week's episode. We will be discussing the origins and short story about the Candy Man. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how the semi-sweet candy man came to be, what the deal is with dangerous Halloween candy and how this episode is dedicated to the bees. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Consensually summon your dates and stick it to the candy man with some home made honey.

EP 57 | Agatha’s Long Lost Lover, Mr. Cold

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:October 20, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, despite us constantly talking about BG3 for 6 episodes this is a folklore and cryptid podcast and this week we have a creepily happy extraterrestrial for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings surrounding Indrid Cold, aka the smiling man. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how Ryan is yet again disappointed by the cryptid community’s photography skills, why Agatha longs for her past lover Mr. Cold, and how the smiling man really needs to work on his first impressions. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you are on a train of people and you see bigfoot don’t rely on the one guy with an iphone 4 to take the image and don’t shoot your visitors - we are looking at you Richard Nixon.

EP 59 | The Pink Eyed Specter Moose

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:October 18, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have a wailing good folktale for yall this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the mournful Banshees. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how all red flags look pink through a bottle of rosé, how you are probably related to a banshee and don’t even know it, and why we should all be paid in liquor when attending funerals. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers that the throat goats of 2023 are the Banshess of Southern Ireland and to not cat call women, especially Banshees.

EP 56 | Banshees, aka the Throat Goat of 2023

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:October 17, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have a wailing good folktale for yall this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the mournful Banshees. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how all red flags look pink through a bottle of rosé, how you are probably related to a banshee and don’t even know it, and why we should all be paid in liquor when attending funerals. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers that the throat goats of 2023 are the Banshess of Southern Ireland and to not cat call women, especially Banshees.

EP 55 | The Howling Hidebehinds

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:September 13, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have a deadly hide and seek champion for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the malicious Hidebehinds. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how behind picked as the hidebehind's next victim is actually a compliment, why our listeners are safe from these deadly cryptids, and how you should ALWAYS avoid bears in the woodlands. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you really wanna get into intermittent fasting try only eating every seven years, and if the Hidebehind picks you, Slay Queen, Slay.

EP 54 | Bluebeards & Red Flags

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:August 23, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we will be discussing an evil protagonist- THAT ISN’T A PIRATE - in this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the malicious Bluebeard. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why many people, like Kimmy, think Bluebeard is a pirate, how curiosity and the patriarchy can literally get someone killed, and why you SHOULDN’T be murdering people.. like ever. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers DON'T MURDER PEOPLE, having a beard doesn’t inherently make you a good guy, and bring back bluebeard… the name not the person.