EP 63 | When Kappa Attack!

Hey Campers, this week we have a yokai known for playing pranks and.. Attacking peoples butts? Well that's because we will be discussing the history and origins of the mischievous Kappa. Both Kimmy and Ryan discuss how using a Kappa as a voting poll would be the perfect way to scare people into voting, why you should keep your cucumber safe when swimming, and where you can find some famous Kappa remains. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you hit up your local adult store, get a plug and plug yourself up before swimming in Kappa infested waters because they can't take your shirikodama if you're already filled.

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EP 62 | Black Beard the 5ft Pirate Lord

We are BACK campers after our much needed season break. We feel refreshed, renewed and READY to take a dive into different legends and lore from all around the world. And what better way to “Dive” back in than with the legend of the famous pirate lord, Black Beard. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing what makes Black Beard the original short king pirate, the importance of safe sex, especially if you have 14+ wives, and why a pirate shirt is exactly what you need to spice up your love life. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers If black beard is coming for your booty, let him and always strive to be the15th wife.

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