2023 – Page 2 – Aloreing

EP 51 | The Hellhound Hitman

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:July 19, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have another spooky creature lined up for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and famous first hand encounters of the devilish Hellhounds. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why how hellhounds are good doggies, why you should curse the entire butterfield bloodline, and the importance of using dogs in medical practice. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers double check your hits, and maybe it's not that people suck at taking photos, the cryptids themselves are just a little blurry

EP 50 | Jeff The Shadow Person

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:June 29, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we will be talking about some spooky spirits in this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings of the ominous Shadow People. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how using a vacuum is truly the best way to cleanse spirits from your space, why Jeff the Shadow person though scar really isn’t a bad guy, and some of the best practices to keep or get rid of the ominous shadow people in your life. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if there is a shadow man in your room, just suck him, and raise your vibrations, get a rabbit.

EP 49 | Sonic the Melon Head

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:June 14, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we will be talking about a freaky fast cryptid for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings of the unsettling Melon Heads. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss Why melon heads have a need for speed, how Kimmy is actually a vampire, and why you shouldn’t visit haunted places.. even if we don’t condemn it. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Kimmy isn’t a vampire so give Dracula Drive a chance, and if you need train, do it in a style of a rocky montage.

EP 48 | ATTACK! of the Killer Pants

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Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:May 24, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we will be talking about the most adorable faceless cryptid for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings of the fashionable Fresno Nightcrawlers. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how this adorable cryptid loves going on evening strolls, why Kimmy struggles so much with Spanish, and how the science documentary from Nickelodeon’s Jimmy Neutron impacted Ryan’s life. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers don’t trust ai pants and Fact or Faked is NOT a credible source.

Lost Tapes | The Tangy Skunk Ape

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Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:May 17, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we are going to be discuss the famous Florida man.. we mean Skunk ape in this weeks bonus episode! And to make this episode even more special, we have the hosts of Strange Talk Radio as guests on the show this week! So take a seat around the campfire as Kimmy, Ryan, Robin, and Alyx all discuss how the Skunk Ape is the social distance mascot, why TANG should sponsor our podcast (we know you’re listening), and how Robin is probably the Skunk APe of Florida. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you want to make money just start drawing lewd cryptid art, pander to tang as much as possible, and America is READY for cryptid flavored beverages.

EP 47 | Pocket Sand Man

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Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:May 10, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we got a folklore figure for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the dreamy Sandman. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss a collection of delightful stories from Hans Chrisitan Anderson, how this sleepy spirit may be more evil than we remember, and the power of pocket sand. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Tim Allen killed God and Dale Gribble is the modern day Sandman.

Aloreing Campsite Candles – Limited Edition!

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:May 3, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

We've done it campers! We have created an exclusive line of Aloreing inspired candles, this collection includes the Folklore Campsite, Cryptid Campsite, and Lost Camper candles. Each one have it's own unqiue scent combination that will make you feel as if you are vibing around the Aloreing Campgrounds from the comfort of your own home. Here are the three candles and they can all be purchased in our shop Aloreing.com

EP 46 | Southern Cougars of the Ozark

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Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:April 26, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we got a bear.. cat.. um horned beast for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the ominous Ozark Howler. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how this cryptid may just be another forest spirit, why going snipe hunting with the Aloreing gang would be the best thing ever, and the likelihood of the Ozark Howler actually being a furry. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers howl like a call of duty zombie, and despite the lack of cougars in the ozarks, there are a lot of "cougars" in the ozarks.

EP 45 | “Eaten” by a Kelpie

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Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:April 13, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we got a malicious water spirit from Scotland's Highlands for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the magical Kelpies. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how forcing someone that wants to marry you into working on your fathers farm for several years isn’t a bad idea, what was so magically intoxicating about Kelpies, and Kimmy & Ryan’s true feelings about horses.We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers when it comes to kelpies there is a 50/50 chance your gonna get eaten or your gonna get eaten -wink wink- , and if he’s not seven times stronger than the average man, drop his ass.

EP 44 | I’m a Domi Girl

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Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:March 22, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we got a household spirit for this week's episode. We will be discussing the lore and history of the hard working Domovoi. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how these household helper came to be, some questionable morals to translanted short stories and Ryan’s disappointment in a creature with the word “dom” in it not having anything scandalous on the first page of google. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers when the Domovoi is around, protect your cock and colorize your animals with pride flags.