2023 – Aloreing

EP 61 | How the Grinch Survived a Heart attack

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:December 16, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have a grinchy icon for this holiday episode. We will be discussing the origins and history surrounding the famous Mr. Grinch. Both Kimmy and Ryan will talk about how relatable the grinch truly is, why the Whos of Whovile are just the worst, and how we’d all sell a kidney for Miss Martha May. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Martha May’s ahugas can make your heart grow three sizes and hang to up mistletoes EVERYWHERE.. *wink wink*

EP 60 | Yuletide Prank Bros

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:November 23, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have a delightful mischievous yuletide topic for this week's episode. We will be discussing the holiday history and classic poem of the Yule Lads. Both Kimmy and Ryan start by making it very clear they can’t pronounce a single yule lad name, why milk straight from the tap is the best, and how the yule lads are the result of Gryla’s infidelity with the 7 dwarves. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers get it straight from the tap, and that it's just a prank bros... Oh.. and Gryla is definitely cheating on her husband.

EP 58 | Bee-lieve in the Candy Man

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:October 26, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have an extra scary urban legend for this week's episode. We will be discussing the origins and short story about the Candy Man. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how the semi-sweet candy man came to be, what the deal is with dangerous Halloween candy and how this episode is dedicated to the bees. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Consensually summon your dates and stick it to the candy man with some home made honey.

EP 57 | Agatha’s Long Lost Lover, Mr. Cold

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:October 20, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, despite us constantly talking about BG3 for 6 episodes this is a folklore and cryptid podcast and this week we have a creepily happy extraterrestrial for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings surrounding Indrid Cold, aka the smiling man. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how Ryan is yet again disappointed by the cryptid community’s photography skills, why Agatha longs for her past lover Mr. Cold, and how the smiling man really needs to work on his first impressions. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you are on a train of people and you see bigfoot don’t rely on the one guy with an iphone 4 to take the image and don’t shoot your visitors - we are looking at you Richard Nixon.

EP 59 | The Pink Eyed Specter Moose

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:October 18, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have a wailing good folktale for yall this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the mournful Banshees. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how all red flags look pink through a bottle of rosé, how you are probably related to a banshee and don’t even know it, and why we should all be paid in liquor when attending funerals. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers that the throat goats of 2023 are the Banshess of Southern Ireland and to not cat call women, especially Banshees.

EP 56 | Banshees, aka the Throat Goat of 2023

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:October 17, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have a wailing good folktale for yall this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the mournful Banshees. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how all red flags look pink through a bottle of rosé, how you are probably related to a banshee and don’t even know it, and why we should all be paid in liquor when attending funerals. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers that the throat goats of 2023 are the Banshess of Southern Ireland and to not cat call women, especially Banshees.

EP 55 | The Howling Hidebehinds

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:September 13, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have a deadly hide and seek champion for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the malicious Hidebehinds. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how behind picked as the hidebehind's next victim is actually a compliment, why our listeners are safe from these deadly cryptids, and how you should ALWAYS avoid bears in the woodlands. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you really wanna get into intermittent fasting try only eating every seven years, and if the Hidebehind picks you, Slay Queen, Slay.

EP 54 | Bluebeards & Red Flags

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:August 23, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we will be discussing an evil protagonist- THAT ISN’T A PIRATE - in this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the malicious Bluebeard. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why many people, like Kimmy, think Bluebeard is a pirate, how curiosity and the patriarchy can literally get someone killed, and why you SHOULDN’T be murdering people.. like ever. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers DON'T MURDER PEOPLE, having a beard doesn’t inherently make you a good guy, and bring back bluebeard… the name not the person.

EP 53 | Squonk Makes A Splash

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:August 9, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have the homeliest cryptid for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the weeping Squonk. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why this cryptid weeps under the moonlight, how capitalism and greed always finds a way to ruin the housing market, and the best way to capture a Squonk on your next hunting trip. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you out in Pennsylvania carry around and ultra absorbent sponge - perhaps a shamwow, and swim in circles to find your lover.

EP 52 | Lamia the Shapeshifting Babe

Post author:Kimmy Hammons
Post published:July 27, 2023
Post category:Aloreing Podcast

Hey Campers, we have deadly beauty for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and stories of the cursed Lamia. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why killing your snake wife is a bad idea, how scary folklore keeps misbehaved children in line, and the transformation of Lamia from a horrifying monster to a sexy serpent. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers it’s fishy either way and let your girl shape shift in the moonlight, and don’t question it.