EP 46 | Southern Cougars of the Ozark

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Hey Campers, we got a bear.. cat.. um horned beast for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the ominous Ozark Howler. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how this cryptid may just be another forest spirit, why going snipe hunting with the Aloreing gang would be the best thing ever, and the likelihood of the Ozark Howler actually being a furry. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers howl like a call of duty zombie, and despite the lack of cougars in the ozarks, there are a lot of "cougars" in the ozarks.

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EP 45 | “Eaten” by a Kelpie

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Hey Campers, we got a malicious water spirit from Scotland's Highlands for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the magical Kelpies. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how forcing someone that wants to marry you into working on your fathers farm for several years isn’t a bad idea, what was so magically intoxicating about Kelpies, and Kimmy & Ryan’s true feelings about horses.We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers when it comes to kelpies there is a 50/50 chance your gonna get eaten or your gonna get eaten -wink wink- , and if he’s not seven times stronger than the average man, drop his ass.

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