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Hey Campers, we have the homeliest cryptid for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the weeping Squonk. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why this cryptid weeps under the moonlight, how capitalism and greed always finds a way to ruin the housing market, and the best way to capture a Squonk on your next hunting trip. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you out in Pennsylvania carry around and ultra absorbent sponge - perhaps a shamwow, and swim in circles to find your lover.
Hey Campers, we have deadly beauty for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and stories of the cursed Lamia. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why killing your snake wife is a bad idea, how scary folklore keeps misbehaved children in line, and the transformation of Lamia from a horrifying monster to a sexy serpent. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers it’s fishy either way and let your girl shape shift in the moonlight, and don’t question it.
Hey Campers, we have another spooky creature lined up for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and famous first hand encounters of the devilish Hellhounds. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why how hellhounds are good doggies, why you should curse the entire butterfield bloodline, and the importance of using dogs in medical practice. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers double check your hits, and maybe it's not that people suck at taking photos, the cryptids themselves are just a little blurry
Hey Campers, we will be talking about some spooky spirits in this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings of the ominous Shadow People. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how using a vacuum is truly the best way to cleanse spirits from your space, why Jeff the Shadow person though scar really isn’t a bad guy, and some of the best practices to keep or get rid of the ominous shadow people in your life. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if there is a shadow man in your room, just suck him, and raise your vibrations, get a rabbit.
Hey Campers, we will be talking about a freaky fast cryptid for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings of the unsettling Melon Heads. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss Why melon heads have a need for speed, how Kimmy is actually a vampire, and why you shouldn’t visit haunted places.. even if we don’t condemn it. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Kimmy isn’t a vampire so give Dracula Drive a chance, and if you need train, do it in a style of a rocky montage.
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Hey Campers, we will be talking about the most adorable faceless cryptid for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings of the fashionable Fresno Nightcrawlers. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how this adorable cryptid loves going on evening strolls, why Kimmy struggles so much with Spanish, and how the science documentary from Nickelodeon’s Jimmy Neutron impacted Ryan’s life. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers don’t trust ai pants and Fact or Faked is NOT a credible source.
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Hey Campers, we are going to be discuss the famous Florida man.. we mean Skunk ape in this weeks bonus episode! And to make this episode even more special, we have the hosts of Strange Talk Radio as guests on the show this week! So take a seat around the campfire as Kimmy, Ryan, Robin, and Alyx all discuss how the Skunk Ape is the social distance mascot, why TANG should sponsor our podcast (we know you’re listening), and how Robin is probably the Skunk APe of Florida. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you want to make money just start drawing lewd cryptid art, pander to tang as much as possible, and America is READY for cryptid flavored beverages.
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Hey Campers, we got a folklore figure for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the dreamy Sandman. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss a collection of delightful stories from Hans Chrisitan Anderson, how this sleepy spirit may be more evil than we remember, and the power of pocket sand. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Tim Allen killed God and Dale Gribble is the modern day Sandman.
We've done it campers! We have created an exclusive line of Aloreing inspired candles, this collection includes the Folklore Campsite, Cryptid Campsite, and Lost Camper candles. Each one have it's own unqiue scent combination that will make you feel as if you are vibing around the Aloreing Campgrounds from the comfort of your own home. Here are the three candles and they can all be purchased in our shop Aloreing.com
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Hey Campers, we got a bear.. cat.. um horned beast for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the ominous Ozark Howler. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how this cryptid may just be another forest spirit, why going snipe hunting with the Aloreing gang would be the best thing ever, and the likelihood of the Ozark Howler actually being a furry. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers howl like a call of duty zombie, and despite the lack of cougars in the ozarks, there are a lot of "cougars" in the ozarks.